12 HTML Jocks :):):):)

• Why was the CSS file feeling down?

  Because it wasn't display: block; it felt totally inline. (Plays on the display property)

• What's a CSS developer's favorite type of music?

  @keyframes. (Plays on the @keyframes rule for animations)

• Why did the web designer get lost in the forest?

  Because he couldn't find the z-index. (Plays on the z-index property for layering elements)

• I told my wife I was learning CSS. She was so excited!

  I can't wait to see what she makes... I'm just learning how to center a <div>. (Plays on the often-tricky task of centering elements)

• Why did the CSS rule get sent to the principal's office?

  It was caught cascading out of control. (Plays on the "cascading" nature of CSS)

• Why did the web page go to therapy?

  It had too much margin and not enough padding. (Plays on the difference between margin and padding)

• My website is so stylish...

  It's got !important issues. (Plays on the often-overused and sometimes problematic !important flag)

• What's the difference between a good CSS developer and a bad one?

  The good one knows how to use flexbox and grid. The bad one is still floating around. (Plays on modern layout methods vs. the older float technique)

• Why was the CSS selector so popular?

  It was very specific. (Plays on CSS specificity rules)

• I'm starting a band called "The Pseudo-Classes."

  We're always :hovering around. (Plays on CSS pseudo-classes like :hover)

• Why did the CSS file get a ticket?

  It was caught over-flowing. (Plays on the overflow property)

• Why was the web developer so calm?

  He knew how to use position: absolute. (Plays on the position property and its potential for precise control, which can be calming if you understand it!)